Saturday, April 9, 2011

General Conference Jeopardy April 2011

Here is the game that we made up this time.  Much thanks to friends who contributed questions!  (I know thre are typos and spelling mishaps, but I don't have time to go fix them all.  I hope you like it anyway.)

April 2011 General Conference Jeopardy





Trivia

100 Where are the three new Temples going to be built? (Ft. Collins, Colorado, USA, Meridian, Idaho, USA, and Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada)



200 How many missions and full time missionaries? 340 missions and 52,225 full time missions



300 Who was Elder Christofferson’s mission president?



400 How many temples in operation and under construction or planned ? 134 in operation 26 under construction or planned 200 pt bonus what % of members live within 200 miles of a temple? (85%)



500 How many languages is conference delivered in? (94)





Stories

100 Sis Stevens: A member of the 70 visited an Area in Hong Kong where the members were struggling to provide for their temporal needs. He told the bishop that the people needed to pay their tithing. The Bishop was worried about how to accomplish this. Who did he talk to first, and what happened? (Children. It worked!)



200 Gonzalez told a story about a kid who went on a mission – despite the fact that his family told him they would not be his family anymore if he went. With a sad heart, he went anyway. When it was time for him to return home, what happened? (His mom asked him to stay out longer because they were receiving so many blessings. And today he is a stake Patriarch.)



300 Quentin L. Cook spoke about the “incredible” women of the church. He told about some YW leaders who found a purse after an activity and looked inside for some identification. Before they found the identification, they found several other items. Name three. (FTSOY, notebook w/scriptures, cake recipe, breath mints, soap, lotion)



400 What Story did Elder Ballard use to illustrate the concept that the gospel is simple, even though we try to make it complicated? (The gold prospector.)



500. Tell your favorite conference story, who told it, and the gospel principle it illustrated.



Quotes

100 Perry: “The Old Testament is a study of _________&_________ The New Testament is focused on…____________.” ( the life and influence of the only man who came into mortality with dual citizenship in heaven and on earth; our Savior and redeemer, Jesus Christ.)



200 Packer: “If someone is looking for a church that requires very little_______ ___ ____ ____ _____. (This is not the one.)



300 According to Oaks, what is the worldly quartet? (Property, prominence, pride and power.)



400 Who said, “To become as He is, we must also do the things he did. . . . To-be and to-do are inseparable. As interdependent doctrines they reinforce and promote each other.” (Elder Lyn G. Robbins)



500 Oaks: Desires dictate our________ (priorities). ___________(Priorities) shape our _______(choices) and our __________(choices) determine our ________(actions).





Welfare

100 What anniversary on the welfare program is it? (75th)



200 Who started the Welfare program? (Heber J Grant w/ counselors J Ruben Clark & David O McKay) Burton’s talk



300 The Welfare program or concept has had other names in times past. What are these names? (Law of Consecration and United order.)



400 Who said, “The prophetic welfare plan is not merely an interesting footnote in the history of the church. The principles upon which it is based defines who we are as a people. It is the essence of who we are as individual disciples of our Savior and exemplar, Jesus the Christ.” (Bishop David Burton)



500 Origional name of the church welfare program in 1936? (church security plan)




Analogies

100 Uchdorff said gaining a testimony often comes a bit at a time and is like what? (putting together the pieces of a puzzle.)



200 Who are the “bedlamites” that Elder Holland referred to? (the ones causing bedlam at FHE) (Children!)



300 Bednar talked about two different ways of having light in our lives. What were the two ways, and what point was he trying to illustrate? (Light switch and sunrise. Revelation)



400 Paul V. Johnson said, “The only way to see the view is to make the climb,” as he referred to a favorite hike in Logan canyon. How did this relate to life or the gospel? (going through difficulties before blessings—many examples from scriptures and church history) also , you can’t have the blessings unless you have the trial)



500 What is the cafeteria approach? (pick and choose what commandmants to keep) Nelson



600 Uchdorf was too busy talking about ??? and so there were no aviation analogies this time. (not waiting around for huge spiritual experiences to give us a testimony)     (I know this is an extra question, but I thought of it at the last minute, and I didn't want to erase any of the other good questions!)





Pain and Suffering

100 Johnson said: We want more than someone just to tell us, “Well. You’re done. Instead we want to hear the Lord say, ________________ (“Well done, thou good and faithful servant.”)



200 Kent F Reichard gave his whole talk about this subject. He introduced the topic by telling about his profession. What did he do? (surgeon)



300 What were some of Paul’s light afflictions – as spoken of by Paul V Johnson? (Beaten stoned shipwrecked, imprisoned.)



400 Boyd K. Packer told of a young man whose wife died after childbirth because of an infection the doctor had brought from a previous patient. The young man was very angry. His stake president talked to him and said, ____? (Leave it alone)



500 What did Christofferson suggest are purposes of diving chastening? (persuade to repent, refine and sanctify, redirect life’s course to what god knows is a better path for us.)





Bonus question for the girls: A man was going to go steal corn from his neighboor’s field and his son was posted as the look out. The man looked all around him, and didn’t see anyone. But then the boy said, Dad< ____________________ (you forgot to look up!)



Bonus question for the boys: There was a couple that argued a lot and wanted to get divorced. But Pres. Monsoon got a call at 2:00 AM and this couple wanted him to come over right then and help them. While he was there he had the inspiration to have them do what? (go witness a sealing.)

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

We Did It!




Last night I accomplished the goal of writing a 50,000 word novel in one month.   Yipee!   Hooray!  It was so fun!  Actually I am really sad to see it end.  It was such a great learning experience!  I'm a bit surprised that I actually finished!  There were many days that I did not type the daily 1,667 words required to finish in a smooth and well paced manner.  At one point I was 13,000 words behind and I despaired of ever catching up.  But I did!  It feels very strange -- almost uncomfortable --  to say that I actually finished a project, and I even did it one day ahead of schedule. Both things  are very uncharacteristic for me.  I can't wait till next year!  Who wants to do it too?  Try it, you'll like it!  

The kids participated in the Young Writer's Program, and they all accomplished their word count goals as well.  It was so fun seeing their ideas and their progress!



Here is a little about their stories

Kadin: 1,220 words.  He told it to me while I typed.  Two boys who are magic have scary encounters with a villain named Mr. Bad Guy.  Of course the boys win.  Kaylee is drawing illustrations so he can have it published.

Madeline: 3,046 words. She started writing a cute story about an inch worm named Mimi and her friend Anna.  After about 5 chapters she got bored, and switched to writing a collection of short stories. One is about a worm who learns to drive a train. Another is about a mouse who outsmarts a cat.  She hand wrote it all, and then I typed it up.  She will also have it made into a book with pictures.

Jillian:  5,000 word goal reached but the story is still going.  It is about a girl from Alaska who moves to a new place, and has to make a new friend.  Jillian got part way into her story, and got a serious case of writer's block. She decided that if she switched to the fantasy genre, she could do a lot more.  So the story becomes an adventure with magical elements.

Dallin: 5,000 word goal reached but the story is far from finished.  It is a major science fiction work, and is full of Dallin's amazing inventions and his wildest dreams. He is hoping that it will be spectacular enough to be published for real and widely read.  His main goal (besides the sheer joy of creating) is to make millions of dollars off it.  Sign up now if you'd like an autographed copy.
                                                        

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Our Next Crazy Endeavor

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It starts tomorrow!  The 4 homeschool kids and I are going to participate!  


Here is a blurb from their website:



What is NaNoWriMo?

National Novel Writing Month is a fun, seat-of-your-pants approach to novel writing. Participants begin writing November 1. The goal is to write a 175-page (50,000-word) novel by midnight, November 30.  Valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over painstaking craft, NaNoWriMo is a novel-writing program for everyone who has thought fleetingly about writing a novel but has been scared away by the time and effort involved.



Here is a link to the website in case you want to do it too!  

The kids are signed up in the "Young Writer's" division.  They get to set their own word count so it is not so overwhelming.   If they reach their goal, they can send the book in to have it published into a real book (free for the first copy!)  If their books turn out well, family members may receive copies for Christmas!  Wooo Hooo!   They have been working hard preparing their character sketches and plots.  I told them that if they participate, they can get out of their journal, critical thinking and writing lessons for the entire month! 


 Although I have been thinking about this off and on since last November, I have no idea what to write.  Aaaaa!   I have always wanted to be an author.  Back in college, I planned on writing psychology type books that would launch me into a career of being a well-known and respected psychologist, philosopher and lecturer.  (Don't laugh.  I had a higher opinion of myself back then.)    After motherhood and life beat down my career ideals, I switched to dreaming about being the next Erma Bombeck.    I certainly have had enough laughable family related  trials to fill a few books!  Now, my brain has become rather mushy, and I don't think I could even pull off a few short stories with any quality.  Maybe I could crank out some children's books.  You know -- plots where the main characters learn to count from 1 - 10,  talking animals, small words...



Are we normal? Part 2

Kaylee took this picture for our "Are We Normal?" Series.  This is our vacuum cleaner.  A while ago, the cord broke.  I was happy about that, because I did not like the vacuum, and was excited about the prospect of getting a new one.   However.   Frugal, engineer father got an old extension cord out of the garage and wired it to the vacuum cleaner.  Now it works -- good as new.  Actually it is even better than new, because you can go practically anywhere in the entire house without having to switch outlets!  It is rather cumbersome to lug the lengthy cord around, but everyone seems to manage.  We were just wondering:  How many other people in the world have a vacuum cleaner with as amazing of a cord as we do?  Surely this is not normal.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

General Conference Snack Mix

I was in charge of a Young Women activity tonight.  Matt had the great idea that I should focus on the General Conference that is being broadcast this Saturday and Sunday.  (Here is a link where you can watch the broadcast.  http://www.lds.org/ )


As part of the activity, I decided to have the girls make a snack mix to munch on while watching General Conference.   My helpful children and I came up with a way to link each of the 12 Apostles and the 1st Presidency members to the various ingredients.  I was going  to write it into a spectacularly clever poem, but my brain just couldn't do it. 

Anyway, tonight, as the girls put each ingredient into a ziplock bag, I told them how it could help them remember the name of that general authority.  They were good about going along with my quirky mnemonic aids, and even revised some of my ideas into much better ones.  So, here is the "recipe" in case you want to use it.  I admit that some of them were a pretty big stretch, and some are outright lame.  But I think we did pretty good for a last minute, off the top of our heads composition.

General Conference Snack Mix
Monson -- one jaw breaker (about 1 1/2 inch diameter). (He is solid and strong, and there is only one president of the church.)

Uchdorf -- pretzels (Lots of people think pretzles are German food and Uchdorf is from Germany)

Eyring -- lemon drops (the oval candies look like eyes  -- EYEring)

Packer -- peanuts (think about "packing" peanuts)

Perry -- popcorn (alliteration)

Nelson -- M&M’s (Russel M) (I pointed out the similarity in the names of both Nelson and Ballard, and how both had an M, so I used 2 scoops of M&M's -- one for Nelson and one forBallard)

Oaks – Corn nuts (Oak trees have acorns which are nuts -- hence the corn NUTS could help them make a connection. (This one was pretty weak -- I know.  Maybe you could find something better.))

Ballard -- M&M’s (M Russel, see above comments)

Scott -- Skittles (alliteration)

Hales – Gold Fish crackers (Hales sounds like whales and the fish look like little whales.)

Holland – Candy Corn (When he was president of BYU when I was there, sometimes he said funny things.  So I told the girls he could be "corny".  But one girl said "You eat candy corns at 'Holloween' which is like Holland."  I liked that too.  Pick your favorite option.)

Bednar – Checks cereal.  (Some people eat cereal before going to BED, or in the morning after getting out of BED.  Then someone else said the cereal squares looked like little pillows that go on your BED.)

Cook -- cookie crisp cereal  (Cook-cookie, get it?)

Christofferson -- marshmellows (the longest names of both the people and the ingredients.  (Hey -- I was desperate!) )

Anderson -- almonds (more alliteration)

OK so that is it.  I hope you are not rolling your eye-balls at my wierd ideas.  Leave me a comment and tell me which ones you liked the best, or if you thought of anything better! 
 
Enjoy the Conference!   http://www.lds.org/
Deanne

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Is Our Family Normal? Part 1

It has been a great concern to my youngest child lately, to know if our family is "normal."  He frequently evaluates something we do, and asks, "Do normal families ..."  I'm not quite sure how to answer that question.  

I decided to document some of the things that we do, or that happen at our house.  Maybe you can help us decide if we are normal. 

This happened while I was out of town.  I am not responsible for the condition of the bathroom that you see in the background.  As for the face on the potty --that would be Kaylee's creation.  A bit unnerving to sit on if you ask me...


Sunday, July 11, 2010

Triathlon Adventure!

We did it! 
This was a great, fun, wild and crazy week with 14 relatives visiting us -- making 21 people in the house at times.  (The 2 grandmas were smart and got a hotel, so they could retreat for peace and quiet when it got too exciting at our house.)  The reason for this gathering -- besides the fact that we all just enjoy being together, was that 4 of the sisters/sisters in-law got it in our heads that we wanted to do a triathlon.  I am quite proud to say that we all cheerfully made it!  I am also incredibly thankful for Ali who stirred up this adventure, and for our family members who helped make it happen.  I hope that next year we will have even more family members participate!

That is me coming out of the lake, and peeling off my wetsuit.  I'll admit that swim was one of the most terrible things that I have experienced in a long time.  If I had a choice to repeat that or childbirth.  I'd choose labor and delivery.  I have a lot of work to do before I try another 1/3 mile lake swim.  The 14 mile bike ride was hard and tiring, but more like what I had expected.  I was surprised at how hard the run was after coming off the bike. Those 4 miles felt the same as miles 22-26 in a marathon.  I thought I'd do great with the run, as I am currently able to do twice that distance, but I was so focused while on the bike ride that I forgot to drink anything and became somewhat dehydrated.  Now that I have done one triathlon, I know what to expect, and how to train better.  I feel like I fell off a horse, and now I need to get back on.  I'd like to sign up for another one in September.  I'm afraid if I don't have a reason to keep working at it, I might never go swimming again. 


Dallin and Jillian participated in the youth triathlon.  they didn't even train, but just jumped in and did it for fun.  They did well.  Here are a few pictures of them.




Kaylee was a great help in getting bikes ready, helping with younger children, and cheering.  She did not have time to train for the full length one, and was too old for the youth one.  She hopes to do the full length one with us next year.  I'm sure she will beat my times easily. 

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

My Latest Creative Inspiration

Last night I realized that tomorrow was the last day of the month, and we had not gotten to visit all of the people we are supposed to Visit Teach.  I decided I'd just make treats and drop them off today, in a  feeble attempt to show that we care.  (About the person, and our record for 100%)   This morning when I woke up the first few lines of this song were running through my head.  I didn't even try to make them up, they were just there.  I revised the rest of the song, and felt pretty pleased with myself.  I'll print it on a card and deliver it with a bag of fancy chocolates, or flowers or something.  (I'm not even making treats because I'm so tight on time, and I don't want the kitchen mess!  The dishes mess is the worst part of making treats -- that and the fact that the kids and I end up eating the rest of the batch for snacks and lunch and snacks the rest of the day!)  Anyway, I'm digressing!
Here it is -- just to make you laugh.  I hope no one else needs to use this -- but feel free to if you do. 

The tune is "Your Happy Birthday" in the LDS Primary Songbook.  Pg 283. 

This month was such a hectic one;
It’s summer time, that’s true.
We really wish that we had come,
and spent some time with you.
Zip-a-dee-ay and heigh-dee-ho,
Here’s something we can do.
We’ll drop off treats and next month hope,
We will do better for you!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Bunny Rescue


Background information:  There are tons of wild rabbits in our area.  Since it is spring, there are even tonser of wild baby bunnies running around.  Duma (our 1 year old cat) is in predator heaven.  He has already caught one baby bunny, 4 or 5 birds, a mole and a frog.  All of these have appeared on our back porch steps in varying stages of deadness.  Also, our neighbors have a kitten. Duma has taken it upon himself to teach Farley how to hunt.  Both cats roam freely between our families' yards.

The story:  Over the weekend, our yard was full of small children.  There were probably 10 kids, most of which were age 6 and under.  They were all happily playing, while Duma and Farley hung around as well.  Suddenly Dallin noticed that Farley was attacking something.  Unfortunately, a lot of the small children noticed too.  Upon investigation, they realized that it was a baby bunny that Farley had gripped in his teeth and was shaking it around.  Such violence did not go over well with the young children.  They were screaming in horror.  Fortunately, since Farley was still small, the bunny was too heavy for him, and he dropped the poor thing.  The bunny was in a daze and couldn't make a run for it quickly.  Jillian was able to scoop up Farley and take him away before he had a chance to go after it again.  Dallin got out the leather gloves and went back to retrieve the bunny who had slowly crawled under a nearby bush.  They were all relieved to find that the bunny was still in one piece, with no blood or obvious damage.  The bunny struggled in Dallin's hands for a bit, but then must have realized he was safe, calmed, and retreated farther inside Dallin's grip -- trying to be completely hidden.  Dallin showed all the kids that the bunny was ok, then took him to an area with dense bushes where we know that several bunnies live.  Hopefully it was the right family group.  For the rest of the day, everyone kept a close watch on Farley to make sure he didn't try to go near the bunny hide-out.  Farley has lost an immense amount of favor with the neighborhood children, while Dallin has been elevated to the respectable position of Brave Bunny Rescuer. 

Monday, June 14, 2010

March Point Fun Run

Every year Tesoro hosts a "Fun Run" for the community.  I know some people cannot understand how we could use the word fun to describe the concept of "run", but for us, it is a fun little event to participate in.  Dallin ran the 5 K (3.2 miles) with a friend his age.  Maddo and Bryce ran the 1/2 mile run for kids.  Kaylee captured this cool shot of Dallin sprinting through the air at the end.  He was very tired, but happy at the fact that he ran the whole way.  


Here is Bryce headed toward the finish chute.  He also ran the whole way.  He placed 6th in his age group.  


Here is Maddo right after coming in.  She placed 5th in her age group, but didn't think it was fair that she (as a young 9 year old) was racing against 10 and 11 year olds.   She has not learned to pace herself.  She is like a shooting star -- she takes off with an amazing burst of glorious speed, and then burns out and walks.  After a minute, she takes off at comet pace again and continues until she gets some sort of pain, and then walks again.     She still had fun though, and shortly after the race was asking if she could go run some more. Possibly she needs to sign up for the 5 K next year!  


Matt's knee has been bothering him, so he declined running.  He helped with recording runners numbers and times as they came in.  It was amazing to see 2 men aged 81 and 82 years come dashing in ahead of a 28 year old guy.  And that was for the 10 K (6.4 miles!) I hope that we can be like that when we are 80!  Instead of paying $15 and competing in the race, I decided to run from home out to the refinery.  I left early and made it all 6 miles in 1 hour and 7 minutes.  Matt had suggested that I ride with the family to the race and then run home, but I adamantly refused.  The route to Tesoro was predominantly down hill. I didn't want to give up such a great opportunity to run down hill without ever having to climb back up!  It was a great run!  I had forgotten how much I like distance running.  

This was the first truly glorious day of spring/summer, and it was so wonderful to be outside!  I am thankful for the blessing of health, and that we can run!  

Our Family

Our Family